kelly the plumber

if you ever drop something important down the sink, let me know and i'll guide you through the process of retrieving said thing. don't waste your money on a plumber.
so at work today i was doing the dishes and i took apart the espresso machine to clean it (like i've done thousands of times) and during the process of cleaning, i dropped a little (very important) screw down the drain. what was i to do? calling the manager was obviously not an option, so i squatted down to take a look. couldn't be that hard. well i twisted this and that and then called my plumber friend who talked me through the process. we hung up and i got down to it. i finally got the pipes apart and came to a realization that pipes are pretty much the most disgusting thing i've ever worked with. changing kids diapers is no problem compared to the wretchedness that was inside these pipes. blech. so i found the screw. and with my hands covered in disgusting sludge and hair and coffee grinds, i put the pipes back together. and washed up. and then realized that there was a pair of rubber gloves staring me in the face the entire time.